The google advert on top of my Gmail told me "find out why you should never drink pasteurized milk".

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I suppose destroying all humanity just to get rid of the STUPID is out of the question?

I want to leave a comment somewhere along the lines of: "This is quite possibly the worst porn I have ever read. Congratulations. That takes work."

1. What is with these fics lately where other players are "teaching" Cesc Fabregas about m/m sex? Because SERIOUSLY, if there is anyone on the Spanish national team that knows about m/m sex, it's Arsenal's little slutty fox demon ( Read more... )

Note to Liverpool fic writers: spit does not a good lubricant make. (Oh, why do I even bother.)

Last night's dream unfortunately involved no footballers, it was just me running away from zombies and worrying that I wasn't going to get to lunch on time. Oh, and then everyone died.

Dear Offside commenters: back AWAY from the Nazi references.

I've succumbed to Godwin's Law.

This -- I've said this before, but it apparently bears repeating.

MEN, NO MATTER HOW GAY, DO NOT ACT LIKE WOMEN!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Idiots.

Ok, I have one question -- why do people post links to their own f-locked entries on communities?

Is it some kind of "I'm going to let you know I've done this and now you can just wish you were cool enough for me to friend you"? Or "let me know you want to read it and I can add you to my f-list, thereby making me feel more important"?

Also, PLEASE STOP CALLING IT "FICCY". THE APPROPRIATE ABREVIATION FOR "FANFICTION" IS "FIC", NOT "FICCY". CALLING IT "FICCY" MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE TWELVE YEARS OLD.

OH WAIT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.

No. I'm sorry, no.

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR WRITING ROGUE/MYSTIQUE, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S MOVIEVERSE, THAT'S DISGUSTING, HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF PROPRIETY.